
Sunday, 4 October 2009
Computer Games

Wednesday, 16 September 2009
Space Hulk
Thursday, 10 September 2009
House Buying... not...
We have seen many houses, and I've posted on here at how cheap they are.
Sadly, although I could buy 2 really decent houses for the price of our UK home and my mortgage for both houses would be cheaper... I cannot.
The Canadian banks refuse to acknowledge income abroad, so the UK rent we get is not seen as covering our mortgage outgoings - meaning that they think I have to spend $1800 a month to pay the mortgage and have denied us.
The only thing we can do is get a credit history here, so that they will not see that we have a house in the UK!
It's really annoying because I can afford it. In fact due to a new decent house being more efficient with heat etc. + my mortgage being less than my rent, we'd be spending less than we are now.
We nearly just bought a house, but we were screwed 6 ways from Sunday.!!!
1) being the reason I just mentioned
2) being that the housing market in the UK is so stupid we'd actually owe money if we sold
3) we cannot get out of our mortgage by selling int he UK without paying a huge redemption penalty - this would not have been an issue if we moved to another house in the UK, as we'd have transferred it, but they won't transfer it to a house in Canada and demand settlement
4) as mentioned our credit history would show the mortgage but our rental income would not be considered
5) we'd need 20% about $30,000 for a deposit!!!.
The 6th reason is the most annoying one, and whilst Dave, who is the biggest British patriot of all time, pointed out that Canada has buggered us on the 5 counts above... true... it's the UK that put the final nail in the coffin.
In particular 1 bitch who works for TSB.
We managed to find a deal for newcomers to Canada that would avoid all of the 5 blockers above, a form needed to be stamped by the TSB to basically authenticate that funds existed in an account - vouching for our credit.
Because that stupid cow had never seen the form (duh!... it's from a Canadian bank!!) She confused matters, stating things like "it's a money laundering scam" and "terrorism!!!", and refused to stamp it!. After 3 days of phoning the bank, phoning her and other parties involved, trying to find other ways to provide evidence or miraculously come up with extra funds we lost the house we had an offer on.
I was livid!
This is a rather tame post, because it all happened a couple of weeks ago and it's been a very frustrating and stressful time. I guess I'm calmer now, but something just reminded me and I decided to rant about that stupid excuse for a cow!
We had an offer in on a 4 bedroom house, with a pool for a pathetic £82000!!! And it had been accepted, pending approval for a mortgage. The closing date was the 15th September, so we'd have been moving in next week, giving just enough time to set up a nursery ready for Kath to give birth and bring home the n00bie.
Absolutely gutting that this idiot woman did this just because she didn't understand a form!!
It's really getting me annoyed, my Dad tried to give us some money the other day and the TSB gave him hassle, telling him it's "money laundering"... is it coz he is black?
I tried placing an advert on the UK Auto Trader website, from Canada and it's all denied due to "money laundering" and "terrorist activities".
I had money in my account for the house deposit, and the bank 'needed' to track it's history for at least 30 days to make sure it wasn't "money laundering" or "terrorist activities"!! I'd only had the money in there for 2 days, transferred from the UK, which is why I needed the pathetic measly jobs worth bint to authenticate it's UK origins and prove it was not "money laundering" - she wouldn't, nuff said!
It's all due to 9-11. A friend of mine explained the whole thing to me last night over a pnt of Stella after we went to see Final Destination 3D (which is awesome by the way). You see the Bush administration conspired to blow up the twin towers, thereby instilling panic into the US population fueling the fear of terrorism. They invaded Afganisthan looking for a ghost which just added fuel to the fire. Finally the US citizens were more than happy for Bush to head into Iraq allowing him to take over the worlds oil. The plan worked perfectly. But any war creates resentment, a president can't stay in power when so many people hate him, so they came up with another 5 year plan to run the economy into the ground. This would ruin Bush even in the eyes of the rednecks who worshipped him. They ruined the economy so much, neglected to act on hurricane Katrina and let thier 'boys' rot in Iraq that everybody was looking for a hero. Which is where the greatest jewel thief in the world, Obama, stepped in. In on it from the start, Obama comes to power to set things right and everyone will do whatever he suggests believing him to be the 'saviour'. After stealing the Hope Diamond and distracting everybodys attention with stimulus packages and health care reform, Obama intends to complete what the Bush administration set in motion on 9-11 and fulfil his destiny as the Anti-Christ initiating Armageddon during the 2012 alignment.
So.... due to that... I can't buy a bloody house!!
Oh dear....
Monday, 7 September 2009
Labour Day
So we're off work again.. yay!
Haven't done much today at all, but that's pretty good if you ask me. I'm about to format the PC and tidy it all up a bit... nice to have a bit of time to waste on that sort of thing.
It hasn't been done since the summer that Hayden was born - so 3 years!! errrgh
Anyway, we may BBQ later or something, after all why not?
Gotta love these Canadian holidays :)
Thursday, 3 September 2009
Lazy Evenings
I get in from work (recently a bit later than normal - 6:30pm) and have dinner. By the time that's up it's gone 7pm. So me and the boy play Xbox for half an hour or so before he goes to bed.
Kath falls asleep shortly after that and I end up vegging watching TV or linking up for some GTA IV with Dave - which seems to last for hours! ;)
Hayden is well into Lego Star Wars, and I found Lego Indy for the bargain price of just $14.99 (2nd hand) and a brand new Lego Batman for $19.99. That's like £22 for two awesome Xbox games!
We've been training him and rewarding him with Lightsaber pieces when he does well throughout the day. Each Lightsaber has 10 pieces to make the blade and there are 4 Lightsabers in total for different tasks, waking up and keeping quiet until the alarm, eating all meals satisfactorily, having a dry nappy throughout the night and using good manners.
It's taken him a good few weeks to complete all 4 Lightsabers, and he was promised a big reward at the end. He deserves it..
However he has now become an XBox junkie....
Hmmm... I like those types of people... but I don't want my son becoming one!!!
Geeks!
We've already had the blank looks, being ignored and the tantrums when it gets turned off, not to mention the Lee Turner style throwing of the controllers when he gets frustrated at a difficult jump!
So, last night we went to the beach for dinner at dusk.
We went to Tea Hill Park, a nice 'venue'.
This is a cool thing to do. People just seem to have the time on PEI. Imagine it, you finish work, and then just go for a para sail for a couple of hours around the bay...
It was starting to get dark at 8ish before the kite surfing dude decided to head back in.
We headed home shortly afterwards...
... and Hayden played a half hour of Lego Indy before bed :)
Sunday, 23 August 2009
Hurricane Bill Part 2
Well it seems that Bill preferred the open water and started heading North East after hitting Halifax, below.
You see, it's people like this that give Hurricanes a bad rep!!

A few thousand homes are out of power in Nova Scotia, but all we seem to have had here is lots of rain and very hot, muggyness.
Tried to go to the cinema to see Quentin Tarantino's new film, but the cinema air con was broken and it was boiling in there. Perhaps I'll just watch Quentin's 5th movie instead... seems apt :)
So unless Bill changes his mind and changes direction, he'll be heading out towards Newfoundland and then up North, where 'tis grim before leaving this earthly realm.
Move along people.... nothing to see here, mmkay?
Saturday, 22 August 2009
Hurricane Bill
Not sure what it'll be like - could be nothing, could be major. We're prepared, I've brought everything in and tied everything outside down - just in case.
Sawler warned me to get in extra water as last time they had a hurricane of this nature here, the water was off for 3 days, power was out and some trees died!
We'll see what comes of it this time.
Apparently this happens to us here, these things kick off down near Jamaica and then head up the coast to complete their path of destruction on us.
I was just checking it out on the web, doesn't sound 'devastating', but Obama has delayed going on holiday until Sunday, when it's passed him. That's when it'll be all over us.
Well, hopefully it won't be too bad, and I'll be able to post about it tomorrow. So if you don't see a post tomorrow - it probably means the power is out here :(